officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

                                            Dying ain’t so bad
                                    Not if you вσтн go together
                                  O n l y when one’s left behind
                                             Does it get sad

                                                ——— ♔ ———

(Source: terraxsave)

tincek-marincek:

Black Swan by tincek-marincek

This is my original painting and character Ari. I drew it in Photoshop for 19 hours. I’ll also submit progress video on YouTube, so stay tuned. More about painting and about him you can check on links above. Enjoy.

Video Game Meme / Four Factions [4/4] → The Dark Brotherhood
tags:
#snicker snack
#ic

melodicmedication:

dashing-revenant:

"We do not talk about the one time I had sexual relations with another skeleton."

"… well… besides Bonehilda."

What are they doing,

"Boning."

lackadaisycats:

I’ve been sitting on these since winter, although I’m not sure exactly why.  I still think about doing a playing card deck someday and started working up some face card designs when I had a little time off over the holidays.  I couldn’t settle on a standardized backdrop, so I began tailoring them to each character instead.

If I were to do a Kickstarter campaign for something like this sometime, would anyone be interested, or not so much?

xproblem-childx999:

this is everything i aspire to be

(Source: lolgifs.net)

cosplayblog:

Alucard from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Cosplayer: Maria Avdonushkina [DA | TW | FB | WO]
Photographer: JustMoolti [WW | DA | VK]

Additional Credits:

aaronki3:

Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance (GBA, 2002)