Once a medic for TF Industries, this old man of a vampire has chosen to travel to Germany, his homeland, to retire with a small band of his most beloved few.
My postcard art for Morning Sun, Moonless Night @yoifantasyzine
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The exclusivity period has oficially ended and I can now post the full image! :D So here is my Sleeping Beauty, in the style inspired by old fairytale illustrations :)
The Burg Hohenzollern is definitely the German version of Hogwarts, isn’t it? 🏰⚡ Wonderful taken picture by @mblockk 📷
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Rather then being repelled, vampires are driven into a culinary rage by garlic, and spend the next 1d6 rounds punching the dish in question.
I nearly got away with making a vampire cannon with garlic. So my DM said that the garlic “repelled the vampires” so I stopped the session to ask some questions. Did he mean vampires literally got pushed back at the first smell of garlic? Yes, he said.
He sealed his fate as I then asked if the force of repulsion was additive or multiplicative. He said the latter with a confused tone, probably not sure where I was going with it. I then put two and a half years of mechanical engineering schooling to work creating a vampire cannon. Put a mask on the vampire so they can’t smell the two hundred cloves of garlic right next to them. Remove mask, boom, you have a vampire projectile at your disposal.
My DM still hates me for breaking the physics of his universe.
What your DM should have done when you asked about the repulsion type was spray you with a water bottle and say “Stop that! Whatever you’re thinking it’s a no!” Or maybe asked why you were asking and put a stop to that. :))
